From The Mouth

Scene: Our bedroom, me trying on my favorite dress and discovering that it won't even zip                                 anymore.

Me: "I'm so upset. This is my favorite Summer dress!" *sad face*

Bubby: *Trys to zip it up for me and fails*
                "Well, it can be your favorite Summer dress on the hanger."

 

Two minutes later as I was examining my belly in the mirror.

Me: " Holy crap. My belly button is almost flat!"

Bubby: "It's gunna pop out soon."
                *semi-disgusted look on his face*
                 "Ew! It's gunna look like the end of a balloon!"

Me: "Like a balloon nipple? On my stomach?! .... Thanks honey."

 

Gotta love men.

 

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Squiddy's name will be posted tonight around 8pm, my time.

Can't wait to share!

xo,
Violet

Comments

[Chan]

Aww that was so funny and honest. Men got to love them.