Scene: Our bedroom, me trying on my favorite dress and discovering that it won't even zip anymore.
Me: "I'm so upset. This is my favorite Summer dress!" *sad face*
Bubby: *Trys to zip it up for me and fails*
"Well, it can be your favorite Summer dress on the hanger."
Two minutes later as I was examining my belly in the mirror.
Me: " Holy crap. My belly button is almost flat!"
Bubby: "It's gunna pop out soon."
*semi-disgusted look on his face*
"Ew! It's gunna look like the end of a balloon!"
Me: "Like a balloon nipple? On my stomach?! .... Thanks honey."
Gotta love men.
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Squiddy's name will be posted tonight around 8pm, my time.
Can't wait to share!
xo,
Violet
